Saturday, 7 March 2009

Happy Women's Day Everybody!!!!!!

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.

After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used."


Happy Women's Day Everybody!!!!!!!!!


34 comments:

  1. one more point - things rarely found are priced higher rite ? :)

    lol.. n you rock woman!!!!

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  2. No honey, the doctor meant "mis"used :)

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  3. LOL!
    yeah Happy women's Day!
    and LOl@mindspace and Rakesh too:D

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  4. Nancy, I was laughing as soon as you mentioned the term "brain transplant"... I thought it was a soap opera episode LOL

    Very funny. Happy Woman's Day to you too :-)

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  5. ha ha!!! I was going to add this but someone already did - rare commodities are invariably high-priced! :):)
    Happy Women`s Day to you too!! :-))

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  6. LOL.... :D :D Didnt see that one coming!! :D Nice one :)

    Happy Women's Day everyone!! :)

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  7. Very nice!!!!! I'm still snickering.

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  8. Could not have been a better start to women's day!!

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  9. Happy Woman's Day Nan!
    ow come you have a tag called humour?? Aren't all your posts humorous, you should have one called non-humour only! ;)

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  10. hahhahaa...too good...Happy Women's Day!!

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  11. Ain't this a beautiful post? Simply awesome! Happy women's day

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  12. Happy Women's Day to you too!! $:>} good one that!

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  13. Happy Women's day to you too ...
    :)

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  14. Good one!!!
    HAPPY WOMEN's DAY to YOU!

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  15. haha...nice! Happy Women's Day! :)

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  16. :) Happy women's day to you :)

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  17. yay! our day! Happy women's day, cheers :D

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  18. Your blogs light up my day...Nancy...love u. Though a day late, I wish u a happy women's day

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  19. Happy Women's day to you too!

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  20. Nancy...Happy Women's Day....

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  21. hello hello hello

    A very happy Women's Day to you too.

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  22. I have received this as a fwd. mail at least a dozen times but still every time I read it, I laugh as if the first time.

    Ha..ha..a

    Happy Women's Day!

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  23. haha i heard this joke previously in a different context!

    refreshing nonetheless.

    HWD, lady! :)

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  24. Hee hee hee....good one!!!
    Belated Woman's Day wishes to you too!!!

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  25. he hee... readin this the 1st time...

    n i guess i have to say advance wishes 4 women's day...

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