In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used."
Happy Women's Day Everybody!!!!!!!!!
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5 months ago
one more point - things rarely found are priced higher rite ? :)
ReplyDeletelol.. n you rock woman!!!!
mindspace: U bet!!!!!!!
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yay!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Women's day :D
winnie: yay!!!!!!
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No honey, the doctor meant "mis"used :)
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteyeah Happy women's Day!
and LOl@mindspace and Rakesh too:D
Nancy, I was laughing as soon as you mentioned the term "brain transplant"... I thought it was a soap opera episode LOL
ReplyDeleteVery funny. Happy Woman's Day to you too :-)
I lol'd. Happy Women's Day :)
ReplyDeleteha ha!!! I was going to add this but someone already did - rare commodities are invariably high-priced! :):)
ReplyDeleteHappy Women`s Day to you too!! :-))
LOL.... :D :D Didnt see that one coming!! :D Nice one :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Women's Day everyone!! :)
Very nice!!!!! I'm still snickering.
ReplyDeleteCould not have been a better start to women's day!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Woman's Day Nan!
ReplyDeleteow come you have a tag called humour?? Aren't all your posts humorous, you should have one called non-humour only! ;)
hahhahaa...too good...Happy Women's Day!!
ReplyDeleteAin't this a beautiful post? Simply awesome! Happy women's day
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ReplyDeleteWish you the same!!
Happy Women's Day to you too!! $:>} good one that!
ReplyDeleteHappy Women's day to you too ...
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Good one!!!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY WOMEN's DAY to YOU!
haha...nice! Happy Women's Day! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Women's Day!!!
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ReplyDeleteHappy Women's Day!!
:) Happy women's day to you :)
ReplyDeleteyay! our day! Happy women's day, cheers :D
ReplyDeleteYour blogs light up my day...Nancy...love u. Though a day late, I wish u a happy women's day
ReplyDeleteHappy Women's day to you too!
ReplyDeleteNancy...Happy Women's Day....
ReplyDeletehello hello hello
ReplyDeleteA very happy Women's Day to you too.
I have received this as a fwd. mail at least a dozen times but still every time I read it, I laugh as if the first time.
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Happy Women's Day!
haha i heard this joke previously in a different context!
ReplyDeleterefreshing nonetheless.
HWD, lady! :)
Hee hee hee....good one!!!
ReplyDeleteBelated Woman's Day wishes to you too!!!
Good one :)
ReplyDeletehe hee... readin this the 1st time...
ReplyDeleten i guess i have to say advance wishes 4 women's day...