Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Ode to a Woman!!!!!!!

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

'So - if you give her crap, you will get a bucket full of shit.

Got this in my mail this morning. Had a big grin on my face for sometime:-D. I agree with the above totally.
So now the question is, who disagrees with this????????????????????


  1. I am in total agreement! And men have the audacity to complain!

  2. As always, I was anxiously awaiting your next post and it was totally worth the wait.

    Nancy, this is hilarious! Yet, so true. Reading this is a great way to start my day.

    Thanks :-)

  3. Sans the last part ;)

    I dont multiply shit :D :D

  4. i cant agree more :)
    apt! leme forward this to H :D

  5. good one:) I agree till the end:)

  6. bins: Oh yes, how dare they????

    agnes: Dont mention it, its my pleasure:-D

    winnie the poohi: Heeheeeee:-D

    ish: Oh yes, u must;-)

    sunshine: LOL, me too!!!!

    renu: Thank U, Me too:-D

  7. I have already started agreeing with the post in multiples! :)

  8. hey come to my styalogue blog...something's waiting for you

  9. myspace: LOL:-D

    deeplydip: I'm not surprised;-P

    piper: Me too:-D

    deeplydip: I'm coming, I'm coming:-D

  10. anyone dare disagree and you know they will get what?!!! ;)

    good one!

  11. wannabe: Thanks:-)

    onlooker: U bet;-P. Thanks!!!!!

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  13. I had psoted a comment above which was a little naughty in nature. Then i realised that i have already spoiled many relations in the past because of my misplaced sense of humour. So deleted the comment.

    Yes a woman is responsible for enlarging every thing that a man has. His family, his friends circle, even his budget.

  14. A very handsome apology sir....but there was no need for it. A bit of non-veg always add spice to life:-D

  15. Would I dare disagree??!!!!
    A married man, with a daughter, knows how much shit can come his way!!!!!

  16. Passing through. Enjoyed this one. How true!! My take on this one.

    I gave her a wedding ring, she got a noose around my neck for life. Just joking.......

    She got a house, and made it our home.

  17. amitsarkar: Hmmm...a man wise beyond his years:-D.

    jp joshi: Wowww u even contributed an extra line towards the poem:-P


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