If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
'So - if you give her crap, you will get a bucket full of shit.
Got this in my mail this morning. Had a big grin on my face for sometime:-D. I agree with the above totally.
So now the question is, who disagrees with this????????????????????
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I am in total agreement! And men have the audacity to complain!
ReplyDeleteAs always, I was anxiously awaiting your next post and it was totally worth the wait.
ReplyDeleteNancy, this is hilarious! Yet, so true. Reading this is a great way to start my day.
Thanks :-)
Sans the last part ;)
ReplyDeleteI dont multiply shit :D :D
i cant agree more :)
ReplyDeleteapt! leme forward this to H :D
LOL! i agree!! :)
ReplyDeletegood one:) I agree till the end:)
ReplyDeletebins: Oh yes, how dare they????
ReplyDeleteagnes: Dont mention it, its my pleasure:-D
winnie the poohi: Heeheeeee:-D
ish: Oh yes, u must;-)
sunshine: LOL, me too!!!!
renu: Thank U, Me too:-D
Lol ;-)...
ReplyDeleteI have already started agreeing with the post in multiples! :)
ReplyDeletetotally agree :)
ReplyDeletehey come to my styalogue blog...something's waiting for you
ReplyDeletemyspace: LOL:-D
ReplyDeletedeeplydip: I'm not surprised;-P
piper: Me too:-D
deeplydip: I'm coming, I'm coming:-D
LOL! Good one!
ReplyDeleteanyone dare disagree and you know they will get what?!!! ;)
ReplyDeletegood one!
wannabe: Thanks:-)
ReplyDeleteonlooker: U bet;-P. Thanks!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteI had psoted a comment above which was a little naughty in nature. Then i realised that i have already spoiled many relations in the past because of my misplaced sense of humour. So deleted the comment.
ReplyDeleteYes a woman is responsible for enlarging every thing that a man has. His family, his friends circle, even his budget.
A very handsome apology sir....but there was no need for it. A bit of non-veg always add spice to life:-D
ReplyDeleteThank you Nancy, noted for future.
ReplyDeleteWould I dare disagree??!!!!
ReplyDeleteA married man, with a daughter, knows how much shit can come his way!!!!!
Passing through. Enjoyed this one. How true!! My take on this one.
ReplyDeleteI gave her a wedding ring, she got a noose around my neck for life. Just joking.......
She got a house, and made it our home.
amitsarkar: Hmmm...a man wise beyond his years:-D.
ReplyDeletejp joshi: Wowww u even contributed an extra line towards the poem:-P