Wednesday 17 September 2008

Ode to a Woman!!!!!!!

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

'So - if you give her crap, you will get a bucket full of shit.

Got this in my mail this morning. Had a big grin on my face for sometime:-D. I agree with the above totally.
So now the question is, who disagrees with this????????????????????
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22 comments:

  1. Butterfly17 September 2008 at 15:29

    I am in total agreement! And men have the audacity to complain!

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  2. Anonymous17 September 2008 at 18:04

    As always, I was anxiously awaiting your next post and it was totally worth the wait.

    Nancy, this is hilarious! Yet, so true. Reading this is a great way to start my day.

    Thanks :-)

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  3. Winnie the poohi17 September 2008 at 19:42

    Sans the last part ;)

    I dont multiply shit :D :D

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  4. I scribble here17 September 2008 at 22:24

    i cant agree more :)
    apt! leme forward this to H :D

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  5. Sunshine18 September 2008 at 05:29

    LOL! i agree!! :)

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  6. Renu18 September 2008 at 09:01

    good one:) I agree till the end:)

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  7. Reflections18 September 2008 at 10:44

    bins: Oh yes, how dare they????

    agnes: Dont mention it, its my pleasure:-D

    winnie the poohi: Heeheeeee:-D

    ish: Oh yes, u must;-)

    sunshine: LOL, me too!!!!

    renu: Thank U, Me too:-D

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  8. my space18 September 2008 at 18:50

    Lol ;-)...

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  9. DeeplyDip19 September 2008 at 00:05

    I have already started agreeing with the post in multiples! :)

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  10. Piper ..19 September 2008 at 03:48

    totally agree :)

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  11. DeeplyDip20 September 2008 at 10:05

    hey come to my styalogue blog...something's waiting for you

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  12. Reflections20 September 2008 at 15:42

    myspace: LOL:-D

    deeplydip: I'm not surprised;-P

    piper: Me too:-D

    deeplydip: I'm coming, I'm coming:-D

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  13. WannabeWriter21 September 2008 at 09:55

    LOL! Good one!

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  14. Vaidegi J21 September 2008 at 11:44

    anyone dare disagree and you know they will get what?!!! ;)

    good one!

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  15. Reflections21 September 2008 at 15:57

    wannabe: Thanks:-)

    onlooker: U bet;-P. Thanks!!!!!

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  16. Balvinder Balli22 September 2008 at 16:32

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  17. Balvinder Balli23 September 2008 at 15:54

    I had psoted a comment above which was a little naughty in nature. Then i realised that i have already spoiled many relations in the past because of my misplaced sense of humour. So deleted the comment.

    Yes a woman is responsible for enlarging every thing that a man has. His family, his friends circle, even his budget.

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  18. Reflections23 September 2008 at 16:29

    A very handsome apology sir....but there was no need for it. A bit of non-veg always add spice to life:-D

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  19. Balvinder Balli24 September 2008 at 15:34

    Thank you Nancy, noted for future.

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  20. Anonymous30 September 2008 at 18:55

    Would I dare disagree??!!!!
    A married man, with a daughter, knows how much shit can come his way!!!!!

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  21. J P Joshi1 October 2008 at 22:37

    Passing through. Enjoyed this one. How true!! My take on this one.

    I gave her a wedding ring, she got a noose around my neck for life. Just joking.......

    She got a house, and made it our home.

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  22. Reflections2 October 2008 at 13:42

    amitsarkar: Hmmm...a man wise beyond his years:-D.

    jp joshi: Wowww u even contributed an extra line towards the poem:-P

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