1: Govt. of India declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra One promotions...!2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 and Rs.25,000 for those who left at interval.
3: Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets out of Stock after RA.ONE's release
4: Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana"
5: Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
6: Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watching Ra.one...!
7: Nahi chala RA.ONE...! Ab SRK bolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one.
8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.
9: Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill...! Put people behind bars who made such movie.
11: Faking News: 100 people committed mass suicide after watching Ra.one!
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I cdnt resist posting this.....I laughed so much when I got this in my mail and thought u guys deserved a treat too;-D.
ReplyDeletePoor SRK...I suppose he knew...no scratch that, he very well knew how lousy his movie was but needed to pretend otherwise to recover the money.
So how many of u have watched the movie or are planning to watch inspite of the reviews.
And did u read Shobhaa De's review???? She nailed it;-D!!!!
lol..yes even I saw this on some channel yesterday..the one where a ticker runs below like the news channels featuring such breaking news..:-)
ReplyDeleteI def do not plan to watch it..:-)
and...first here...after looong..
Hahaha :))) I have not watched the movie but this is the best review :))))
ReplyDeleteSo funny.........
Married people line is the best...
LOL! Thank God I did not waste my time and money on this one :P
ReplyDeleteI did not watch the movie... Now, I think I will watch it, just to know how bad it is;-)... but definitely not in the theatre :D
ReplyDeleteLOL N!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I had no plans to watch the movie, but now I try to read all teh reviews - they sure seem funnier than the actual movie :)
ReplyDeleteNot Fair. I loved the movie. No, seriously. Its got some good special effects and it is well made and has a story!!! It has crossed billions in collections. How can it be a flop then?
ReplyDeleteneither i have seen it,nor have any plans to:)
ReplyDelete:) ok its that BAD?! wudnt it touch with a barge pole, though with hols coming up planning to pick up some good CDs. any suggestions?
ReplyDeleteWhat is Ra One ??? :) :)
ReplyDeletegood tht i havent watched it yet....:D
ReplyDeleteHey... I commented yesterday and looks like it never got posted. Anyways, here is my take on the movie...
ReplyDeleteIt isn't a great movie, but definitely passable as a one time watch. I am saying this because I went for a 10:40 pm show and still did not fall asleep... And, I am KNOWN to fall asleep in the theater if the movie is boring or pathetic ;-)
ha ha... if this was about 'bodyguard' or someother salman movie, you wouldnt have posted this, right ;) he hee!
ReplyDeletewhere have u gone???
ReplyDeleteI feel so sorry for SRK u know? Love him ! But the mail was funny :D That bit abt sahara one and star one ? LOL
ReplyDeleteEscaped!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou seem to have disappeared! All ok??
ReplyDeleteyes srk should take 'one.vaas' for making such a movie!
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