Trying to measure up......

Nancy announces grandly…….

.....Today I’m gonna write a ‘serious’ post. Nope, have no clue what the topic is going to be but whatever it is, its gonna be on some seeeerioussss stuff. I mean, every blog I go to, people are writing about
Global Warming,
Meaning of life,
Environment,
Technology,
Nuclear Power….hey!!! I copied and pasted about Rockets in my last post, I wonder if I qualify…..

Nope I haven’t forgotten…..the topic is on serious stuff. Ok so the topic is ummmm…..

…uhhhhh……

…ahem………

I give up……….cant find a single serrrious topic to write about.

So I’m gonna borrow the topics others post stuff on and put in my 2 bits worth and in the process destroy whatever illusion all of you had about me:

Global Warming:
All I know is that glaciers & icebergs are melting at the poles and creating some kind unequal balance which inturn affects the Flora, Fauna & Mankind….and yes ozone layer…..that’s the word I was looking for.
So how good is my info?

Meaning of Life:
Ummmmm……errrr…………….(Nancy tries hard to formulate some meaningful stuff to write & impress the few who visit her blog)……ummmm…. Oh well I give up……….I’m just gonna hurry the kids into getting some kind of degree & marry them off to eligible guys as soon as possible….
……….& THEN go on a world tour to New Zealand with Better-Half & click lots of pictures.

Environment:
Huh….isnt that the same as Global Warming.
Ok, ok….maybe it isn’t….hmmm ok lemme me see what I know…….Water & Greenery are getting scarce…so gotta plant lots of trees…..and…..and….Save the tiger…………. And avoid using Plastic and Recycle paper (Heeeheee quite impressed with myself…..didnt know I knew that much). And oh yes pollution……….lots of it hanging around in the air….so plant some more trees.

Technology:
Here I have to admit….I don’t keep up with the times. Till a year back I had no clue what a USB stick was(the best part of it is that husband had 1 on his keychain for more than 2 yrs & I never bothered to enquire what it was…..ummm I thought it was a lighter or something......nope,he doesn’t smoke).
And I thought an I-pod was something to do with video games…..later I found out it played music……only when my sister told me she saw Taare Zameen Par on the I-pod did I know it played movies too.
Blackberry……..I know its a highly prized asset on many people’s list but till today I have no clue what makes it different from other phones….uhhhh it’s a phone, right?

Nancy is regretting starting this whole post but unwilling to leave it halfway….whatever else she maybe, she is not a quitter…..

Nuclear Power:

Hmmmmm…………America has it but doesn’t want others to have it or use it. I think that’s why they attacked Iraq.
NP if used has enough content in it to destroy the world. But what exactly it is and what shapes it embodies I have no clue.

Howwwwzzzzzaat…………..

Sigh………………Nancy knows that she suffers from the well-known malady “Frog in the well syndrome”.