Monday, 21 July 2008

Trying to measure up......

Nancy announces grandly…….

.....Today I’m gonna write a ‘serious’ post. Nope, have no clue what the topic is going to be but whatever it is, its gonna be on some seeeerioussss stuff. I mean, every blog I go to, people are writing about
Global Warming,
Meaning of life,
Environment,
Technology,
Nuclear Power….hey!!! I copied and pasted about Rockets in my last post, I wonder if I qualify…..

Nope I haven’t forgotten…..the topic is on serious stuff. Ok so the topic is ummmm…..

…uhhhhh……

…ahem………

I give up……….cant find a single serrrious topic to write about.

So I’m gonna borrow the topics others post stuff on and put in my 2 bits worth and in the process destroy whatever illusion all of you had about me:

Global Warming:
All I know is that glaciers & icebergs are melting at the poles and creating some kind unequal balance which inturn affects the Flora, Fauna & Mankind….and yes ozone layer…..that’s the word I was looking for.
So how good is my info?

Meaning of Life:
Ummmmm……errrr…………….(Nancy tries hard to formulate some meaningful stuff to write & impress the few who visit her blog)……ummmm…. Oh well I give up……….I’m just gonna hurry the kids into getting some kind of degree & marry them off to eligible guys as soon as possible….
……….& THEN go on a world tour to New Zealand with Better-Half & click lots of pictures.

Environment:
Huh….isnt that the same as Global Warming.
Ok, ok….maybe it isn’t….hmmm ok lemme me see what I know…….Water & Greenery are getting scarce…so gotta plant lots of trees…..and…..and….Save the tiger…………. And avoid using Plastic and Recycle paper (Heeeheee quite impressed with myself…..didnt know I knew that much). And oh yes pollution……….lots of it hanging around in the air….so plant some more trees.

Technology:
Here I have to admit….I don’t keep up with the times. Till a year back I had no clue what a USB stick was(the best part of it is that husband had 1 on his keychain for more than 2 yrs & I never bothered to enquire what it was…..ummm I thought it was a lighter or something......nope,he doesn’t smoke).
And I thought an I-pod was something to do with video games…..later I found out it played music……only when my sister told me she saw Taare Zameen Par on the I-pod did I know it played movies too.
Blackberry……..I know its a highly prized asset on many people’s list but till today I have no clue what makes it different from other phones….uhhhh it’s a phone, right?

Nancy is regretting starting this whole post but unwilling to leave it halfway….whatever else she maybe, she is not a quitter…..

Nuclear Power:

Hmmmmm…………America has it but doesn’t want others to have it or use it. I think that’s why they attacked Iraq.
NP if used has enough content in it to destroy the world. But what exactly it is and what shapes it embodies I have no clue.

Howwwwzzzzzaat…………..

Sigh………………Nancy knows that she suffers from the well-known malady “Frog in the well syndrome”.

14 comments:

  1. he he he he

    Nancy knows how to be funny :D

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  2. i dun think ive ever read a funnier serious post! hehe...!!

    had to de-lurk after this post! :)

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  3. :D you call that a sseeeerioussss post? Man you are funny and did manage to put up good cause in a very interesting way.

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  4. I simply LOVE your meaning of life!!!
    :D
    And yes-- USB stick too :) :)
    Cheers
    Preeti

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  5. Winnie the poohi: What do u mean funny:-O ??? That was supposed to be a serious post!!!

    Sunshine from Singapore: So glad u've delurked. I'm almost feeling like a celebrity:-))

    Sunshine from India: Did I? Did I really???? U think so......I can go on:-P

    Ps: USB stick huh!!! Dont tell me U too....I'm so relieved. Or r u just telling me u found it funny:-P

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  6. @USB stick: taht makes the 2 of us.. infact i am worse!

    and man! that was SOME SERIOUS post.. hahahahaaha!!!:D

    But let me applaud u on writing on serious type isses with that humour! I am serious!:)

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  7. Ish: Really....U too(abt the USB)...I dont feel quite so odd anymore.
    But frankly speaking Ish...u give me more credit than I deserve.

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  8. Nance...your serious post has got me thinking!!! **goes into deeeeeeep thought** :D

    Nice one!!! :)

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  9. Seriously, I do not write about serious stuff in some of my blogs.
    Check them out when you can.

    http://shortabbreviations.blogspot.com
    A site where I ask loony questions almost everyday and ROFL at people's comments.

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  10. Wannabe: If my post makes even 1 person 'think' for a moment, I consider my life's calling to be fulfilled...

    "Nancy takes a deep bow"

    sounds grand huh:-D

    Solitaire: went to ur site & am overawed. U r like .....famous:-O.
    Thanks for visiting me.

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  11. U can make a post of anything. Lovely one :)

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  12. Swaram: Aaaah I'm enjoying this....everytime u comment on a post... I'm reading them too & grinning to myself;-D

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