Sunday, 24 February 2008


Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa?.........use Technovocabulary.. It can be called the "Buzzword" writing method. It is simple:

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

Column 1Column 2Column 3
0. Balanced0.Management0. contingency
1. total1. Organization1. Hardware (or software)
2. integrated2. reciprocal 2. projection
3. compatible3. monitored3. time-frame
4. synchronized 4. digital 4. concept
5. optimal 5. modular5. programming
6. responsive6. transitional 6. mobility
7. functional 7. Incremental 7. capability
8. parallel 8. third-generation8. flexibility
9. systemized 9. policy 9. options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwordsfrom the above grid, e.g., 257: "integrated modular capability".

Don't worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it won't mean anything to anyone else either, but they'll think you're just smarter than they are, so they won't say anything!!

You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve "optimal transitional flexibility" (568), so that we can think of an "integrated monitored projection" ..............and your boss will probably promote you or your customer will be blown away with your technological superiority .


[p.s - has anybody(amateurs ie.) tried to make a table with 3 columns in Blogspot. Everybody(again i aim it at amateurs) must try it atleast once.....i just did - all i did was cut & paste HTML code but it took me 65 minutes. There has to be an easier way]


  1. wow! this is just so damn awesome. he he heee i 'm already imagining situations where i'll be using this. he he heee. as for ur techy question. i have no clue. But *still giggling* he heee...

  2. hey that was good, where did u find this from??
    i tried it too, yea, any 3 combined words sounds so intellect :))
    i work as a recruitment manager... i think this will come handy :)

  3. yes preethi i know exactly how u feel(now i'm giggling) coz i felt the same when i first went thru it.

  4. ISH: i've had it now for some 4 yrs preserved in one of my mail folders. i opened the folder the other day & chanced upon it :-).

    have fun playing with words & impress the corporate world.

  5. This is really great. i shall try this wherever possible.


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